you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So vagazzling was a success
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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