id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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