Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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