Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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