Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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