What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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