I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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