I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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