When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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