everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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