i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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