They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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