Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I will pee on everything he values.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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