No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We’re leaving where are you
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