I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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