But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
3 2 1 whiskey
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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