All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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