please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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