Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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