Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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