very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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