When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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