So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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