I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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