Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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