I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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