Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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