Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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