Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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