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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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