1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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