so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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