Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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