with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I have post one night stand depression
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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