and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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