I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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