Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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