Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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