; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
its not stalking. its research.
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my vag is so smooth its legendary
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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