Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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