She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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