love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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