When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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