she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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