You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
