could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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