school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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