He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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