Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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