Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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