That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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