$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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