Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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